Me to the kids: After you guys get dressed, come back downstairs: we are going to make cookies.
Sister: Okay. What are we making cookies for?
Me: Because I feel like a cookie.
Sister: Really? What does a cookie feel like?
Me: Round and slightly chunky, I suppose.
Sister: I bet you do feel that way.
*As a side note, these are the cookies we made. Delicious!