Brother says – You know, Mom. Pineapple is a kind of boy food. It’s dusty and dirty on the outside but not on the inside.
Later talking about the cousin’s secret clubhouse~
Brother: Where is it?
Sister: In the woods behind their house
Brother: If I had a hideout I’d make it inside behind the couch.
Sister: Well, then it wouldn’t be a hide OUT. It would be a hide IN.
*this post backdated for chronological reasons