Sister took some time yesterday to create a television from an old cardboard box. She and Brother went outside and rehearsed for some time their “Spring News Report” – all about groundhogs and shadows and such. Finally happy with the results they called me to watch.
Sis: Okay, Brother. Go over there and hide like we practiced.
Sis (clearly annoyed): Broooother! Go hide like we practiced.
Bro (arms folded): No. I want to be the star.
Sis (with a voice that’s changed to honey): But Brother, you ARE the star. The groundhog is the most important part.
Bro: Then you be the groundhog.