Will: How was your day?
What I thought about saying: Well, I didn’t do a single thing on my list. The coyote returned IN BROAD DAYLIGHT to take Three More Chickens! I have a sunburn on top of which, I am apparently allergic to spring because my head feels like the Animaniacs dropped an anvil on it and the cartoon birdies flying around are making me so dizzy I almost fainted in Sutherland’s.
What I actually said: Good. How was yours?
Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it. ~Mark Twain
At the very least I try to reserve it until after Will has had dinner.