Another one that never got published…
Our kids love to wrestle on the bed. Not the safest activity, I know, but with two queen beds pushed together (more on that another day) it’s hard to resist (and even harder to prevent). Today in the middle of a round, Sister got really wild and tossed Brother to the bed, leaping on top of him so he couldn’t move. Brother’s reaction?
“PEESE, DON’ EAT ME!!”
Where do they come up with this stuff?